fred

That's like saying "butts stink, don't use the rectum as a scape goat"

Gesundheit

Bad enough being called Ole Worm

Green sea turtle. Apparently the the conservation organization that was breeding them was allowed to serve them on site only. I had it in a sandwich. The meat was green and tasted like turkey

I'll give it a look. Seems that that's a rakuten product though, which isn't much more comforting...

Are you kidding me! They found an evil calendar down there

I haven't investigated, but I'd give digital books a shake if I could find a solution that doesn't put control of my library in the hands of Amazon or similar, phone home for analytics, etc. I don't object to the idea in principal. But until I feel safe doing it, I'm still reading physical books.

Ok but like, why draw the line at Massachusetts? Lol. If I make a wrong turn and end up in New Hampshire am I going to have to reevaluate my fruits and vegetables?

Does this vary from place to place?

This is an awesome game idea.

Insurrection act?

Molton Brown is the subterranean, magma-based cousin of Alton Brown