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i, too, love to advertise myself to myself

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bro got a Spanish dog np np just learn Spanish

ai made this

“i hope you set up spanning tree properly and you better turn on that broadcast storm protection just in case.”

-The Port Authority

if i say “look i’d date my buddy steve but he doesn’t have tits and he does have a dick, and it just so happens that i like tits and i don’t like dick.”

that’s me saying “yes steve’s a standup guy and sure i could theoretically date him but there are glaring differences in my preferences and his equipment.”

that’s not homophobic. that’s not transphobic. it’s a manner of speaking in a comedic tone in a community that is based in comedy.

and my guy/gal, you don’t know me or what i’ve done throughout my life, so starting in with a declarative “you’re not an ally!” really? jump to conclusions much? i can still be a staunch ally for someone’s rights and equal treatment and still say “preferences are preferences”. it may not be an ally on your perfect terms, and i’m okay with that.

i’m going to state anything to anyone the way i would another person, regardless of sexual preference, gender, race, religion, whatever. and if that person doesn’t like something, that’s their prerogative.

this is coming from a staunch fucking ally that has been there for more than a couple of friends that have transitioned.

but you gotta realize the outside world is not beholden to your preferences or desires. and if someone else runs counter to that, it’s literally as simple as not dating the guy.

he stated his preference. he likes breasts. he doesn’t like dicks. he would likely say that he likes breasts because as is obvious, the dude likes em. so it someone had a problem with that type of complimenting, it’d probably not work out.

sooooooooooooooooooooo there’s literally no problem here except you’re feeling attacked. with the amount of things y’all have to put up with in society, i understand y’all’s bitterness and anger and exasperation and frustration with any interactions. but this seems a silly hill to die on. it’s a dude’s preference.

hold on let me try and find some hype.

i know it was here somewhere

i think it was next to my fucks given box..

weellllll looks like my fucks given box is empty AND ALAS no hype to be found either

guess i’ll go on living my life now

hands you the bleach

oh. forgot to mention.

every single girl grows up every day of their life worried if they’re going to be raped.

also you thought her attire was for three dudes that are supposed to be her friends? dressing like a slut? do you fucking hear yourself?

she was going along with the jokes desperately hoping they’d end, and you and your friends only escalated it.

yeah. she was straight up afraid she was going to be raped. on a camping trip. with three fucking dudes. . you especially don’t know if she’s ever been raped in the past as it’s something she likely wouldn’t talk about with her guy friends.

huge 100000000% YTA

yes what the fuck of course you’re the asshole.

bro. imagine yourself for a moment with three of the ugliest overly aggressive gay guys that just won’t take no for an answer and then start fucking touching you.

yeah you’d probably feel creeped out as shit.

having one fucking horny idiot is enough to make a girl feel like a piece of meat. three dudes doing it is fucking straight up a gauntlet run of sexual harassment.

also for real dude. go touch fucking grass. maybe even go fucking jerk off into the grass. literally in the beginning setup, all the shit you said about her was all related to her looks. i get it. she’s hot.

but for real, people that are constantly treated as some meat or prize to be won fucking hate it when it’s done constantly. i was at least smart enough to realize i was being a fucking creep when i was younger. hopefully you take a step back and read what you say after you have some post-nut clarity.

women have more to them than just their looks. focusing on just that is a sure way to snag only shallow assholes or be lonely. up to you.