edgemaster72

Give the poor kids coal, they yearn for the mines

Who gets naming rights for the river? I think Cincinnati River sounds alright.

On behalf of the Indiana delegation: approved

Now do all the others

Keep the star, add Puerto Rico, or if they decline, Washington DC

Pull every expired visa, rubber stamp the pardons for all of them on the off chance the person overstayed. I think you can limit the pardon only to the "crime" of overstaying, so you'd avoid pardoning actual criminals. That would get you most of the way there.

I think this is asking if something seen in movies could happen in real life, but I first read it as getting something implanted when going to see a movie and couldn't figure out why no one was asking why you would do this.

Hatred for C suite leeches is a pre-existing condition, charges are denied

Lemmy told me that raccoon in German literally translates as "washing bear" and I still think about that at least once a week

I'm in this picture an... eh, what's the point

Yeah but have you seen those trees where the canopies are all like perfectly interlocked, not overlapping at all, and they're just chilling together, being bros and sharing sunlight? That sounds pretty fucking sweet.

I have binders full of criticisms. They're more like concepts of criticisms, really. But still, binders of them.