diffcalculus

joined 2 years ago
[–] diffcalculus 2 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Easier to replace the light switch at that point

[–] diffcalculus 3 points 11 months ago

Have you worked in a lifeless, joy sucking office job?? Cause that's what you look like after the first week

[–] diffcalculus 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Not familiar with SimCity?? Excuse me while I get back in my room at the retirement home.. 😭

[–] diffcalculus 4 points 11 months ago

If that 80 year old's name was Jack Bauer, that would be justified. He can kill you with that KitKat

[–] diffcalculus 11 points 11 months ago (2 children)

didn't draw my gun or anything

Pfft. And you call yourself a cop. The shame!

[–] diffcalculus 6 points 1 year ago

"No women allowed"

-Matt Gaetz, probably

[–] diffcalculus 61 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

🌎🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀

[–] diffcalculus 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sounds more like you're not trying hard enough

[–] diffcalculus 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you used to get invited to orgies at some point, but now you're not getting the invites.....it may not be the orgies that have stopped....

[–] diffcalculus 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

"Trans Wizard Harriet Porber" sounds like a very low budget porn parody 😂

(Not poking fun at the actual book)

[–] diffcalculus 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh I don't own the stock. But you can't deny that it's been a great asset for anyone that got in early. Saying it's down 30% from 6 months ago without looking at the big picture is short sighted.

Also, fuck Elon

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