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[–] detard 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

This is how it goes. You wait too long and you get offered up to others. πŸ˜‚

[–] detard 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Deal. And I'll even let you have the reward.

[–] detard 1 points 7 months ago (9 children)

Great. In other circumstances I'd ask whose dick I need to suck to get something to happen but I think that might be the point. πŸ˜…πŸ˜œ

[–] detard 11 points 7 months ago (12 children)

Jeez, this has been going on for a few weeks now. Would you two just get a room? Then add your wife, some mirrors, cameras, and record it for us with several angles and positions? Sheesh, some people.

[–] detard 2 points 7 months ago

Your lips, because I'm a goddamn gentleman. At least for a bit.

[–] detard 3 points 8 months ago

Ah yes, the lesser known Red Hand of Saruman

[–] detard 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It's from a Meatloaf song, I’d Do Anything for Love (But I Won’t Do That). It's referenced in HIMYM though.

[–] detard 1 points 9 months ago

Lol great video but the background music sounds like I'm watching a marketing video.

[–] detard 2 points 10 months ago

Never been happier to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

[–] detard 3 points 11 months ago

Gives a 404 unless you take off .jpg

Correct URL: https://www.redgifs.com/watch/stupidgainsborokestrel

[–] detard 2 points 11 months ago

Oh look, racing stripes.

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