catbum

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[–] catbum 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Holy sheeps, I'm not the only one?! I know I need to get my butt off Windows, but oh my lordie, the slowness of typing feedback gets so bad on Word or Mail that it literally sometimes refuses to graphically acknowledge an entire short word, leaving the screen void of the word I know I just typed, until I backspace one measly letter and the word (minus the letter) finally shows up.

It is absolutely, unironically infuriating.

[–] catbum 0 points 4 months ago

Nobody seems to like you here, Mister Bias Bot...

[–] catbum 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I must admit, I am a bit high right now, but I tittered heartily at your lighthearted turnabout, and then my mind, well, now it's blown, because I now must ask... Does any particular ethnicity or racial identity have a statistically significantly higher birth rate than any and all other identity groups simply because, and with all other factors controlled for, they find themselves and people like them just so irresistibly sexy that they can't help but have the sexy sex with each other, and because they are both so damn sexy they can't even right now, and "we're having sex can't you see" and ask you to come back later to ask your weird sex questions???

Any particular one? ... Anyone?

[–] catbum 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Don't forget the rectum bleacher! You've gotta whiten up all your pearly bits when grooming personally with these here personal grooming products! From teeth whiteners to skin toners, nipple brighteners and our ever-popular melanin relaxers, they're all conveniently listed in this one incredibly inconvenient list! No matter which parts of your body, which orifices, which end of your digestive tract you reeeally want to whiten up: Lighten Up, We've Got You (Un)Covered!®

[–] catbum 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

When you said "check for [spy] bugs," I first thought you meant literal insecty bugs, and that made plenty of rational sense to me, because who wouldn't come back with even more potent insecticide to douse those couches, maybe some Super-Potent Fabric-Penetrable Bug Annihilator, one formulated for Previously Penetrated Couches, in order to kill the very particular kinds of creepy crawly bugs that JD seems like he carries around on his creepy crawly body.

You know, I've been thinking ... There's gotta be another layer of complexity in all that projection vectored through his hating on "childless cat ladies" nonsense, other than the obvious "I'm scared of happily independent women" business.

Fleas. I'm thinking he has fleas. JD Vance has fleas. You know, because something, something, cats.

Bed bugs would also make sense. Him fucking furniture and all. Bed bugs are, after all, the herpes of the ~~craft~~ couch-coitus world.

[–] catbum 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Man, this is fucking rich, telling someone to hang with a better crowd, a crowd you couldn't possibly know about, all the while insinuating they are trash and literally bringing them down.

Take a hard look at yourself, bud, and figure out which trash really needs to be taken out here.

[–] catbum 20 points 4 months ago (16 children)

They're talking about how religions like Christianity make sex a "shameful" act that should never be enjoyed outside of anything but institutional marriage, even though it's completely natural to desire consensual sex for myriad reasons.

The fact that humans can recognize the biological motivations of sexuality and its various purposes (pleasure, connection, procreation) doesn't make sex stupid, silly, or somehow undignified. Religious institutions try hard to make anything sexual a sin in order to shame adherents into not having sex because "only God can grant you that joy and only within marriage, anything else sends you straight to hell."

[–] catbum 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Fun fact! If the talking pump has buttons (usually four on each side of the screen), press all of them from the top down right when it starts yammering at you, and one or more of these magical button presses should shut its trap!

I, too, hate being audibly ad-blasted at the gas station.

[–] catbum 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I wonder if the effect would be akin to mixing every paint color and getting "super dark greyish black-brown" as a result.

My guess would be "super icy horrifying franken-fruit."

[–] catbum 3 points 4 months ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

It is just laziness and they have a blanket scapegoat to use to get out of doing their job if you walk in and are overweight.

(Please take the following as pondering general discussions of obesity between doctors/patients and not specifically directed at you.)

This was a really thought-provoking summary for me, your belief that doctors are telling people to lose weight out of "laziness." If a suggestion like this is lazy, are patients who don't listen to their doctor somehow not lazy?

The idea that doctors make weight a scapegoat seems prevalent in American healthcare (probably because we're generally obese). It feels a lot like projection of one's "laziness" (mentally it's much more complex than that) onto a doctor, even though that doctor has probably seen hundreds of cases with the same predictable outcomes and knows that appropriate weight management would head off more serious treatment.

Frankly, I think doctors are anything but lazy when they are "forced" to order and perform risky and invasive treatments on a patient who refused to meet them halfway before the treatment became necessary in the first place. I get it, nobody likes being told what to do, especially when it seems (and literally is) so personal. But doctors also don't like to be told what to do ("fix me!") when a patient deigns even the gentlest suggestion to take some control of their issues at hand.

I am now 30lbs below my highest weight. The severity of my issues (joint pain, lethargy, depression, etc.) has palpably lessened losing that 30lbs very inconsistently over the last four years. If anything, I think doctors need to better read the psychological resistance many people have with weight loss and then illustrate to, rather than tell, patients how to attain weight loss in ways that don't seem restrictive.

That 30lbs of mine, could I have done that in 30 weeks or fewer? Sure, but I didn't want to feel perpetually hungry. In fact, I never even set a goal weight. Instead of thinking "Idgaf about my weight" or "I must lose 20lbs by Christmas!!" I just made the tiniest changes, the biggest one being taking advantage of times I wasn't hungry by (gasp) not eating.

... Shit, I guess lazy weight loss works, too!

[–] catbum 5 points 4 months ago

I think maybe it's both? Too harsh of sentences (in some cases or jurisdictions) might contribute to a general police mindset which "conflates" the legal repercussions of rape with murder. This leads to or reinforces victim-shaming questions like, "do you really want to ruin their life over this?"

The rule of law and law enforcement need to strike a better balance in both directions I think.

[–] catbum 32 points 4 months ago (5 children)

Christ, is this why anti-trans people are so focused on this shit? Because they can only think of people in terms of their fuckability through their own experiences? And through their tunnel vision, anyone with complex sex gene and hormone biology, and who present differently than the anti-trans person's gender or the gender they're typically attracted to, is automatically a filthy gender-bending subhuman??

"I am hot man. This is hot girl. These here are neither hot men like me nor hot girl like her. EX*CUTE THEM!!!"

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