Hey, you're right! I'm worth -$248,657.36 (yes, that's a negative sign). Am not rich at all.
bobzilla
joined 2 years ago
So if I have a pot on my back porch and I grow some basil in it, does that make me a farmer? Can I start shooting the delivery drivers who are bringing packages to my door?
Sounds like an easy claim that they didn't deliver the package.
And offer them that sweet fresh-out-of-college salary
Just stop being ambiguous. Give a specific date, because based on the number of answers here "next Saturday" could mean anything from last week to 6 years from now (yes, I'm being dramatic for effect).
So if I jerk off on the firehouse steps can I claim I'm just using the Safe Harbor law?
"Yeet" (because, you know, it's a throw pillow)
They'll increase hourly wages by $0.50/hour. ... And decrease employee hours to 10 hours/week.
I have, for a long time, used the phrase "speaking of segues" to change the subject in a conversation.
Technically tips were originally given upfront to ensure good service, not after the fact.
But let's ban abortion because that will fix everything.
Ok, hear me out... Train station in the shape of a bald eagle with the covered track area leading out shaped like a gun penis for the eagle. The engine is shaped like a bullet, and the cars all have flames down the sides so it goes extra fast.