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[–] [email protected] 47 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Why the fuck would they name it PRISM?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That might depend on the police force (i.e., state) we’re talking about. My colleague told me that when he hit a deer and called the police with the deer still lying around, they just shot it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Where do these random medieval drawings come from? And who finds them?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (3 children)

This is Germany. Most bullets fired here end up in deer instead of people.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I didn’t know there was a comic series. I guess I’ll read that since Amazon pulled their animated series off of Prime.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Sprudelwassertrick

Du meinst, Pommes in Sprudelwasser frittieren?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Autobahnen sind ebenfalls ziemlich breit

Jeder sollte einmal in seinem Leben eine Autobahnüberführung unterqueren (ich hoffe, die Präpositionen sind richtig herum). Da braucht man echt lange für.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Als plötzlich „Nudeln ausverkauft” waren waren es auch nur die billigsten Nudeln, die nicht mehr auf Lager waren. Soo wichtig, dass man ein paar Cent mehr ausgeben könnte, war den Leuten ihre Panik dann auch nicht.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 6 months ago (1 children)

In Germany you can always tell if a historic thing was good or bad by whether it started or ended in 1933.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

„Vegetation” ist einfach ungenutzte Fläche wie das Gestrüpp an Bachläufen oder was?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 6 months ago (2 children)

the amount that I was depositing was bellow the minimum balance

So they charged you not for owing them money, but for being too poor to have an account with them?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (7 children)

AI alignment research aims to steer AI systems toward a person's or group's intended goals, preferences, and ethical principles.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_alignment

 
 
 

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Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

 

Years after my R.E. teacher said, “I will never fall lower than into God’s hands,” I finally came up with the retort, “Let’s go on the roof and check.”

 

Meme transcription:

Panel 1 of 3: A cute dog looks asks, “pls fix problem??”

Panel 2 of 3: The dog has become upset and says, “No Info!!”

Panel 3 of 3: The dog looks very angry and says “only fix”

 

Meme transcription: A table comparing the steps to start a game ‘then’ vs. ‘now’.

Content of the “Then” column:

  • Double-click GAME.exe
  • Play game

Content of the “Now” column:

  • Launch Steam
  • Steam updates

  • Steam opens

  • Close Steam’s ad window
  • Select Game
  • Game launcher starts

  • Game launcher launches Game launcher updater

  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Ok
  • Would you like to sign up for our newsletter?

  • No
  • Our EULAs have changed. Please review them before continuing

  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Scroll
  • Yes
  • Yes
  • Yes, sell my soul
  • Start game
  • Skip vendor intro
  • Skip vendor intro #2
  • Skip vendor intro #3
  • Sit through nVidia The way it’s meant to be played
  • Skip opening cutscene
  • Main menu opens

  • Would you like to connect your Steam account to account?

  • No
  • Press play.
  • Play game.
 
 

I lost my flash drive and need a new one. Transfer speeds don’t matter too much. I will mainly use it to create bootable media and to transfer a few files between computers and/or phones (no cloud storage for me).

Now I’m questioning whether I should get the cheapest drive I can find or if there really is a difference in quality between €8 and €30. What experience did you make?

 

I’m a computer programmer. When we test programs, we often use a function called “assert” to check if the program produces the conditions we expect.

For example, this test will fail if the + produces an incorrect result:

assert( 2 + 3 ).equals(5)

Another meaning of “assert” in programming is “check, and take action, if necessary”. For instance, the procedure assertDataPresent() may check if the data has already been loaded. If it hasn’t, the function would try to do so, so that in either case the data is present after the procedure is executed.

Which of these meanings is the more common one in regular English? Can “assert” even be used in these ways outside programming?

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