I had a thought of some archaeologists dusting off a first-gen ipad and peering at it through a microscope
bfg9k
joined 2 years ago
GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD!
I HAVE MADE LOVE TO THIS MACHINE
.. AND I RETROSPECT, I ASK WHY
I could have sworn I once accidentally left a spoon in a casserole I was heating up and it started sparking...
Wanna go for a ride in the car?
My ISP blocks the email protocol ports inbound to me so I whilst I have my own domain and email server, I can't actually use it.
Can't wait to get off this body-corporate mandated internet, I'd go with another provider but I don't have any other choice.
Fuck you Rupert.
You make me ashamed to be Australian.
cum in mah butt bois, we're done here
It's always the ones you most suspect.
YOU JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP
PLEASE
JUST WAKE UP