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Planet Of The Apes [spoilers] in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] bandwidthcrisis 37 points 2 weeks ago

This reminds me of an early viral email joke:

Please distribute this to everyone you know on earth. When John Glenn returns from space, everybody needs to dress in ape suits. We have just 4 days in which to bury the Statue of Liberty up to her head. EVERYBODY HURRY!

http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9812/08/glennape.idg/index.html

You couldn't just, like, place the wheelchair at the sides?? in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 14 points 2 weeks ago

Do you need a special bench for that?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 5 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Why not the black ones?

*Permanently Deleted* in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Power over ethernet + ethernet over wifi

== Wireless power transmission!

Parents outraged at Snoo after smart bassinet company charges fee to rock crib for crying babies in c/aboringdystopia

[–] bandwidthcrisis 10 points 2 weeks ago

locked behind subscription paywalls, the New York Times reports.

And that's irony.

What franchises do you consider part of the "pillars" of popular culture? in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 1 points 2 weeks ago

The IT Crowd is boosted by having a quote that's genuinely a best first-response to IT problems.

7-11 in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] bandwidthcrisis 8 points 3 weeks ago

Probably in Las Vegas. Even the airport has slot machines there.

Microsoft is enabling BitLocker device encryption by default on Windows 11 in c/technology

[–] bandwidthcrisis 1 points 3 weeks ago

Un-allowed DMA capable bus/device(s)

And there it is in msinfo!

Thanks very much. I've been using veracrypt for years, it's good to know that I have another option (especially to simplify things for family members).

Microsoft is enabling BitLocker device encryption by default on Windows 11 in c/technology

[–] bandwidthcrisis 3 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

But that's not the case for Windows Home, is it? The FDE setting just takes me to a page to upgrade to Pro. My laptop does have TPM.

I too shall begin to use e14n as an excuse in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 28 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I still have a directory of installers for "useful programs". Some of them probably date back to the 90s and would need dosbox to run.

Made by Google 2024 event mega thread in c/[email protected]

[–] bandwidthcrisis 5 points 3 weeks ago

Loss Of Pulse Detection will probably work like this:

"Your pulse has stopped. Google Assistant is attempting to call the emergency services. But first you'll have to unlock your device." ... "Here are some results I found on the web."