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That is astoundingly judgmental. Good lord.

Cloud native is a weird term I'll agree, but it just means container based.

Bazzite is amazing and worth a try. I've been using it as a daily driver for nearly a year now.

Perhaps you'd prefer the Github over their "shit" website: https://github.com/ublue-os/bazzite

Or perhaps you'd like to positively contribute to the state of Linux gaming, and make some suggestions for the website in their post just for that: Requesting input: Bazzite’s website

Well here you go: https://bazzite.gg/

People who want to run a lot of different emulators, for example. You can play all your Steam Deck games and all your other console's games, from a single device with a great Big Picture mode.

Bazzite also includes Waydroid, which means you can use all your Android apps.

I know that it's possible to do some (perhaps all?) of that on a stock deck by doing all the setup yourself, but Bazzite handles it OOTB.

Luckily for you this already exists, and it's effectively SteamOS:

https://bazzite.gg/

You can even put this on a Steam Deck as a drop-in replacement.

They use open source solutions for this, so you can spin up your own version if you want. It's just Matrix with bridges.

You could use Beeper, which connects with Whatsapp without needing the app installed.

They may have nothing to hide but they have IP to protect to stay in business. What a ridiculous thing to say.

It's like YNAB4. For those of us in that vintage it's perfect. If you're using the newer YNAB it might have missing features.

You can get USB-C to HDMI cables, you don't need an adapter.

If it's chunky as hella, you got stew there fella.