NGL I've been there myself more than once. That is how I know. Winners never quit, quitters never win, but if you never quit and never win, you're a moron.
They will always have GME.
With the intellect of late stage Alfonse Capone.
Depends on what you stand to win, innit.
"I'll settle the bill when I get back to the White House."
Ah yes, thank GOD for the failsafe financial regulations in this country! There are LAWS!
Like, wow.
"I'll settle my debts when I get to the White House."
Solid gamble for investors, honestly. Like, extremely good. If I was a subhuman parasitic dickworm or something, I'd put at least half my chips on red.
And seriously, look what we're doing. While we are talking about how he is going to repay his debts for [insert crooked fucking shit and prostitutes pissing on Trumps face here], we are not talking about how the FUCK a guy with his record is even allowed to run for president.
Just moving the goalposts, one investor at a time. Everyone knows this hog will get slaughtered sooner or later, and they are sucking its tiny teats for as much daddy milk they can before it dries up.
Then it's MTG's turn to be led to the top of the Aztec pyramid and control the world for a few years before she goes soccer mom tits up.
As I understood it, not all stock is shortable. This one IS?
inb4 meme stock
Hey, I miss WSB style action on Lemmy. There are no subs or instances for this, because we are deathcore communists who would never touch filthy wallets with our soil stained hands.
I wish we would.
Public education.
Oh god I thought that was a joke.
Edit: hoooooly shit.
https://apnews.com/article/trump-god-bless-usa-bible-greenwood-2713fda3efdfa297d0f024efb1ca3003
This surpasses Simpsons levels of dark humor.
"The word of God- approved by and with written foreword in simple English by ~~Mussolini~~ ~~Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow~~ ~~Nicolae Ceaușescu~~ Damold G Trumph, only $59.99"
You know how I know God isn't real? Because that.
Jesus be like... "dude".
Ooh, I'm gonna go see how long it takes to be banned.
Ugh it's so calculated too... Just as Reddit went full retard, the Dumpf stands there welcoming the exodus to his Glorious One Regime As A Service.
What happened to Reddit after the Digg! migration was that Reddit turned into shit. And now reddit passes the concentrated shit onto the next gaping mouth who also happens to be President (because let's not kid ourselves, that's how we all know it will play out- we are not fighting the Republicans, we are fighting the Russians and the Republicans). When will the centipede stop feasting on our feces?