alquicksilver

We're letting our favorite child Israel and our new step daddy Russia do it; why should we have to lose out?

Now, pardon me while I go repeatedly slam my head against a brick wall until I've decided it's time to cry, instead.

He's not even back in office yet and I'm already so. Fucking. Exhausted.

The red spot on black indicates this specimen is a black widow.

Goodbye.

I always wonder the same about people's tags that are in places where you'd need to be Spider-Man to reach safely. How did you get there, then stay for long enough to put up your message, without anyone noticing or saying something?

I'm half convinced these things just show up on their own. It's magic.

Make America Gestapo Again

Deoxyriboanducleic acid, according to Shadow Radar.

As long as they don't also have guns. We've got enough armed militarized police going nuts at the drop of an acorn.

This was exactly where my brain went!

The only time I have ever had a tampon come out on its own, even partially, was during a super heavy flow day as I was on the pot. That was one of the singular most unpleasant feelings I've had on a toilet.

I found video.

The sign in the back "money won't save you everybody hates you" sounds like a nursery rhyme. I like it.

You know...I might never be rich or powerful, but I will also never have to debase myself and gargle Leon's grains of sand. I think I'm willing to accept that.