My first thought was also M&M-Peep chili; glad I'm not the only one about to go to the bathroom, forever.
alquicksilver
Shhhhut uuup.
I use an app that's set up to show previews of posts; I saw the stick as I was dragging my finger to scroll.
I also may or may not be under the influence. :)
I'm starting to suspect he might even have the gall to - *gag* - pleasure his wife.
My heart legitimately sped up when I finally scrolled far enough to see what makes this stick so exciting. That is a quality playing stick.
The survey would target women of child-bearing age, between the ages of 15 and 49
A fifteen year old girl is not a "woman," she is a child. All of this is appalling but that line stood out in particular to me.
Hey, hey, since we have sharknados, it's important to specify what kind of hurricane we have. Could've been a furricane - much more damaging to Trump and his ilk.
Number One with a pun.
Love to see it.
Well, it won't be hardship anymore when we're all dead, so there's that light at the end of the tunnel.
Or is that just a self-driving Tesla about to hit me?
Not sure if you're joking, so wanted to clarify, just in case - It's not that I "saw the light"; I was never in the dark and am not a conspiracy theorist. My initial comment was meant to not be taken seriously.
And fuck them, too. They're just as responsible.