alquicksilver

joined 1 year ago
[–] alquicksilver 11 points 3 weeks ago

And fuck them, too. They're just as responsible.

[–] alquicksilver 3 points 3 weeks ago

My first thought was also M&M-Peep chili; glad I'm not the only one about to go to the bathroom, forever.

[–] alquicksilver 15 points 3 weeks ago
[–] alquicksilver 4 points 3 weeks ago

I use an app that's set up to show previews of posts; I saw the stick as I was dragging my finger to scroll.

I also may or may not be under the influence. :)

[–] alquicksilver 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm starting to suspect he might even have the gall to - *gag* - pleasure his wife.

[–] alquicksilver 18 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

My heart legitimately sped up when I finally scrolled far enough to see what makes this stick so exciting. That is a quality playing stick.

[–] alquicksilver 70 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The survey would target women of child-bearing age, between the ages of 15 and 49

A fifteen year old girl is not a "woman," she is a child. All of this is appalling but that line stood out in particular to me.

[–] alquicksilver 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey, hey, since we have sharknados, it's important to specify what kind of hurricane we have. Could've been a furricane - much more damaging to Trump and his ilk.

[–] alquicksilver 10 points 4 weeks ago

Number One with a pun.

Love to see it.

[–] alquicksilver 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, it won't be hardship anymore when we're all dead, so there's that light at the end of the tunnel.

Or is that just a self-driving Tesla about to hit me?

[–] alquicksilver 3 points 4 weeks ago

Not sure if you're joking, so wanted to clarify, just in case - It's not that I "saw the light"; I was never in the dark and am not a conspiracy theorist. My initial comment was meant to not be taken seriously.

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