aeronmelon

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[–] aeronmelon 11 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I would pull off the road for half an hour just to avoid driving near this car.

[–] aeronmelon 40 points 2 weeks ago

Swore this was an onion article.

[–] aeronmelon 3 points 2 weeks ago

That’s another one.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Side note, one of my FAVORITE saxophone performances in pop music.

[–] aeronmelon 4 points 2 weeks ago

Inside of you, there are two worms…

[–] aeronmelon 7 points 2 weeks ago

“It hurt itself in confusion.”

[–] aeronmelon 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Keeping it in the family.

[–] aeronmelon 6 points 2 weeks ago

Unregulated capitalism.

We’re human, after all. We have to check ourselves in spite of our desire to not be checked.

[–] aeronmelon 13 points 2 weeks ago
[–] aeronmelon 1 points 2 weeks ago

“Or we’ll buy our bananas from a competing tropic!”

[–] aeronmelon 11 points 2 weeks ago

He means it this time.

[–] aeronmelon 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Sinks must follow the same rules as vampires.

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