abadbronc

joined 11 months ago
[–] abadbronc 15 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!

Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.

Guy: I swear to God it got me.

Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?

[–] abadbronc 1 points 9 months ago

You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.

[–] abadbronc 1 points 10 months ago

Good ol' gangbang.

[–] abadbronc 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!

[–] abadbronc 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.

[–] abadbronc 2 points 11 months ago

For bank shots.

[–] abadbronc 2 points 11 months ago

I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I'm too old to hear them beep.

[–] abadbronc 10 points 11 months ago (2 children)

I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.

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