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Guy: Dude, that skinny fish just bit me!!

Friend: It didn't even touch you, pussy.

Guy: I swear to God it got me.

Friend: Got you with what, its scary fish magic?

You have to pay for it? Bro. I'll leave the Internet forever before I'll pay for a search engine.

Good ol' gangbang.

PUNCH IN THE FACE!!!!

I got a Big Mac last week that looked like a kids meal version.

For bank shots.

I remember those! I think the comeback version is the Tile or AirTag but I'm too old to hear them beep.

I wish I could grep my car keys sometimes.