ZombieZookeeper

joined 2 years ago
[–] ZombieZookeeper -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Have you tried getting out in the world and not trying to compensate for a micropenis by looking tough on Lemmy?

[–] ZombieZookeeper 2 points 1 year ago

DenSantis immediately sends 5000 more

[–] ZombieZookeeper 6 points 1 year ago

Unfortunate to see the entitled assholes made the trip over from Reddit. I paid for the amount of space I have.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (37 children)

Pretty sure the people saying this behavior is okay are the same people who like to slam their seats into people's knees on airplanes.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Fuck around: Wagner troops cross Polish border.

Find out: Wagner troops are turned into sticky red paste.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 69 points 1 year ago

Spez will turn over the names if Fidelity tells him to.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 5 points 1 year ago

What, and I cannot stress this enough, the fuck?

[–] ZombieZookeeper 62 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Two things conservatives hate:

  1. Being called bigots
  2. Brown people
[–] ZombieZookeeper 2 points 1 year ago

That son of a bitch.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 3 points 1 year ago

When the conservatives come for me, and they will, I intend to not be the only one leaving in a bag.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 11 points 1 year ago

When I subscribe to the service, but the app freezes up... Looking at you Paramount+.

[–] ZombieZookeeper 18 points 1 year ago

Dude on the left is far less likely to teach kids that women should be treated as property.

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