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Sorry, mixed up centaurs and minotaurs. Still gonna leave the fishman here because its nice.

Is this what mermaids look like to you?

Ich hab auch den Cash geleert aus meinem Geldbeutel.

The triangles shoild be slighlty rounded to avoid the dice falling on them. Then it would be perfect.

Zu meinem Bruder hatte einer während seiner Zivi-Zeit gesagt „Ein echter Mann geht zum Bund“. Dessen beiden Söhne haben sich ein paar Jahre später mit ärztlichem Attest ausmustern lassen und auch keinen Zivi gemacht. Da war das plötzlich in Ordnung.

Hats geklappt?

Hello, I‘m a happy anonymous internet user in the internet and not at all working for a secret government agency. I am taking great interest in your cousin. Please send me the address of your cousin.

Sincerely,

Your friend the internet user.

It‘t time for you to drive on the German Autobahn

As someone who worked for a trucking company before, I can tell you that no amount of simulation will equip you with the horrors that truck drivers have to live through every day.

Exactly this, thank you Dr. Jan Itor!

Seconds before the crash: Presses ESC and disables damage in the settings

I have this function for a few weeks now and its utterly baffling how uniquely unnecessary it is. I habe tried it out once out of pure curiosity and never touched it again.