XOXOX

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[–] XOXOX 6 points 4 weeks ago

The celestial administrators looked at his dating record and just made the assumption.

[–] XOXOX 66 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Has to keep it sharp for Grinder.

[–] XOXOX 14 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Don't forget the phase-change cooling from the addition of solid state H20.

[–] XOXOX 83 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)

Johnny was a chemists son. But Johnny is no more. What Johnny thought was H20, Was H2S04.

[–] XOXOX 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This implies the existence of the Purple Swamp Cock.

[–] XOXOX 5 points 1 month ago

What's the point? Attention. These people need attention and this is the only way they can get it. They don't care if it's positive or negative. Do not engage or try to reason with them. Simply ignore them and go on about your business.

[–] XOXOX 1 points 1 month ago
[–] XOXOX 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)

"I wish for an elephant sized cock."

[–] XOXOX 110 points 1 month ago (6 children)

I can't wait for those noise polluting fuckers to go out of business when the boomers die.

[–] XOXOX 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Not aliens, bourbon barrels. Bourbon barrels outnumber people in this part of the world.

[–] XOXOX 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Nobody in the history of humanity has been asked how pedantic they are.

[–] XOXOX 30 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Trump doesn't care about Christians or Republicans. The deal is, he gets to be the center of attention and above the law. In exchange, he does whatever the Republicans want. He's too shallow, entitled and stupid to be passionate about anything except his image.

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