XOXOX

joined 2 years ago
[–] XOXOX 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The physics teacher would know that children have a terrible coefficient of restitution. This must be some other curious teacher.

[–] XOXOX 5 points 2 months ago

Julius Caesar in a sub-zero freezer.

[–] XOXOX 31 points 3 months ago

The bag and the planet pull towards each other.

[–] XOXOX 63 points 3 months ago

Their sentiment is that these young women should be saving themselves for their future husbands, and if they don't, they're whores who are getting what they deserve. It goes towards their belief that a man has a right to a woman because she is less than him.

[–] XOXOX 16 points 3 months ago

The cat then returned to his mortal body. He awoke slowly and with a fading daze. He again picked up the glass of whiskey that sat beside him and again looked at the picture of them together. He smiled, raised his glass and said "Here's to number eight.", and once again pulled the trigger.

[–] XOXOX 0 points 3 months ago

"A familiar face" is a funny way of putting it. I only know of two existing pictures of her, the one shown here and her more official looking portrait. It's weird, like the rest of them.

[–] XOXOX 12 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If I found myself laid out on a blanket that was the same color and texture of my own hide, I'd be a little worried about it's origins.

[–] XOXOX 8 points 4 months ago

He's not smart, his ego just can't handle everyone, everywhere seeing what a loser he is.

[–] XOXOX 47 points 4 months ago

Aww, somebody needs attention.

[–] XOXOX 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This guy looks like a mix of Joe Biden and George W. Bush.

[–] XOXOX 163 points 4 months ago

The golden snitch.

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