Wooshock

joined 1 year ago
[–] Wooshock -1 points 1 year ago

All of the year 2020 was just like that movie "Outbreak" with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo

[–] Wooshock 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Grimes looks like she just feasted on a dozen raw baby hearts before taking this photo

[–] Wooshock -3 points 1 year ago

It was probably just cause the OP didn't comment the word "cockleburrs" into the thread within 30 minutes of posting, which as you all know is an egregious violation of rule #15.

[–] Wooshock 26 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe I'm dumb for not lumping an entire generation of people into this huge group of bad actors who intentionally and maliciously hurt all subsequent generations.

The issue is money. What part of "people don't have money" is so hard to digest?

The disparity has become much much wider over the years, and that is the issue.

[–] Wooshock 2 points 1 year ago

Can't get fooled again.

[–] Wooshock 2 points 1 year ago

Lol. They weren't all mine. I bought one for wife, a couple more for wife's family. They didn't all die at once, each lasted about a year and I'd replace them until I was like... wait a minute

[–] Wooshock 23 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They should have just given the money to good moderators that clean up their shitty platform

[–] Wooshock 13 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I have owned probably a dozen Fitbits over the years.

Not coincidentally, I own a dozen dead Fitbits.

Honestly you are better off buying the cheapest Chinese product on Amazon. Fitbits are pure fucking diarrhea in wearable form, and I eagerly await the class action lawsuit.

[–] Wooshock 1 points 1 year ago

It'd be hard not to bite that ass

[–] Wooshock 21 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I never put this kind of plastic on the microwave. But I also worry about paper plates, which have some kind of polyethylene coating that is really really hard to find any info about online. Ive fucking eaten cheese that has been boiled on a "paper" plate, only to find that those plates were coated in some kind of polymer.

By the way, the insides of aluminum cans are coated in plastic.

Sweet dreams!

[–] Wooshock 13 points 1 year ago

Literal brainworms. Someone test our GOP members of Congress.

[–] Wooshock 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm not sure you can use "going down on" in that way, but still I feel like I have to meet this woman.

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