WarmSoda

That's ridiculous. Why would I be on Lemmy of all places?

I'm not going to post spoilers for Mac n Me here, who do you think I am?

It's all about metrics. That's the core reason for all of it. Someone wants jobs wanted numbers. Someone wants application review numbers. Interview numbers. Numbers metrics ~~wasting time~~ proof you're doing something.

Another reason is to appear fair (which is just another metric). New manager position open, but you already know who you're giving it to? Doesn't matter, you have to post the listing and follow up with everything that entails.

No, that's a wheelchair

Thank you. Now, if you would please step onto the teleporter pad I'd like to try something.

Politicians kissing babies is a stereotype for a reason.

I think we've made some great progress today, don't you? How does next Tuesday at 11 sound for our follow up.