TragicNotCute

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[–] TragicNotCute 13 points 9 hours ago

I love the leak in the other room. Get ready to reset the counter folks!

[–] TragicNotCute 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

He’s high as balls

[–] TragicNotCute 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

IIRC, on Reddit, this community was for general live streaming content, not necessarily fails. I suspect that’s what’s going on here.

[–] TragicNotCute 6 points 2 days ago

If I’m waking up at 5:30am and not drinking caffeine for 90 minutes, I’m definitely mourning.

[–] TragicNotCute 0 points 3 days ago (1 children)

until next time

[–] TragicNotCute 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I kind of wonder if this is Automator recording. I just tried recording a new workflow with Automator and it didn’t look quite like that though. I’m on 14.6, so that might also be why.

[–] TragicNotCute 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I suspect the ultimate destination for these turtles was “being consumed” vs being a pet.

[–] TragicNotCute 27 points 4 days ago

It’s going well

[–] TragicNotCute 20 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Thanks for continuing to post Shel Silverstein. My mom used to read “where the sidewalk ends” to me when I was younger and I always loved it.

[–] TragicNotCute 8 points 1 week ago

I’m not subbed, but it looks like your post federated OK.

[–] TragicNotCute 104 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I found this particularly funny. It wasn’t like a funny accidental thing. Dude was trying to mate with the bird.

In September 2004, Walnut arrived at NZCBI’s Virginia campus, where scientists regularly breed cranes that have behavioral or physical limitations by using assisted reproduction techniques, including artificial insemination. By observing and mimicking how NZCBI’s male white-naped cranes interacted with their mates during breeding season, bird keeper Chris Crowe gained Walnut’s elusive trust. He pair-bonded with her by flapping his arms in a manner similar to the species’ unison dance, offered her nesting materials and brought her food. Once she was receptive to breeding, Crowe was able to use sperm collected from a male crane to artificially inseminate Walnut without the need for physical restraint

They had 8 chicks together.

[–] TragicNotCute 7 points 1 week ago

I’m not thinking about it, but it’s one of my favorites yet. I was a little worried the last time I saw fish that it was a call for help.

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Mzungu (en.wikipedia.org)
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I'm angry about salad (self.i_am_angry)
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I went to a hospital recently to visit a friend and needed to buy lunch while I was there. I purchased a premade chicken Caesar salad in a package for $7.50.

I walk back to where I’m staying and realize the salad has everything except the dressing. It’s literally lettuce, chicken, croutons, and a bit of cheese.

I say fuck this because it’s hardly even a Caesar salad at this point, and I go back to buy something else. That’s when I realize, they do have dressing, but it’s sold separately and it’s a fucking $1.00.

A big deal? No. Infuriating? YES.

 

I saw another 2000 song posted and the op wasn’t immediately killed. It’s a bop though.

 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Think of all the things you could put in those numerous tiny pockets.

 
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