Toneswirly

I could live without skittles, honestly.

I like the one "Shit stains in the toilet bowl. Will piss them off later"

The first is never get in a land war with Asia

....Ooooooh

"Objectively" is such a fun way to describe what will always be a divisive position of power. Was any one president considered objectively good?

its not the flavor that's the problem, its textural. Raisins are often chewy little rocks getting in the way of an otherwise pleasant texture.

Damn this hits. I've worked with a lot of guys who "don't vote, don't pay attention" that are defacto conservative in their beliefs.

you know I do wonder if, out there, all those right-wing instances that we're de-federated with are sharing this same meme but in reverse...

Shitty liberal democracy isnt a strong enough indictment of what is going on in Israel right now. Theyre well on their way to being another far right dictatorship.

Demimagnate is pretty funny

Raisins suck

Or buy one of their celebrity sponsored "Gamer Farts" Its like Pokimane and Travis Scott are really there filling your room with farts!