The_Mike_Drop

joined 1 year ago
[–] The_Mike_Drop 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

You don't choose to live with a cat.

The cat chooses to live with you

[–] The_Mike_Drop 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Maybe I'M a serial killer.... of breakfast cereals that is!

[–] The_Mike_Drop 13 points 11 months ago

My 5 from the '90s was:

The Pixies Pavement Radiohead Elliot Smith Smashing Pumpkins

[–] The_Mike_Drop 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Won £10 on the lotto so just another £999,990 to go!

[–] The_Mike_Drop 6 points 11 months ago (4 children)

I did the Barbenheimer double on Friday. Oppenheimer at 9:30am and Barbie at 2pm.

Yes I am single why do you ask?

[–] The_Mike_Drop 4 points 11 months ago

I can't imagine a world where the Honey-Badger is even more angry.

[–] The_Mike_Drop 3 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It was my turn at works music player and its the worst feeling ever. I put a Neil Young record on (On The Beach) and pretended to go back to work but secretly I'm just waiting for it / me to be judged. I should have just put the 1993 Mr. Blobby single on repeat.

[–] The_Mike_Drop 4 points 11 months ago

Well let me put it another way. Lets say your favourite meal is Steak. I don't know what it really is, it should automatically be Pizza, but for the purposes of this metaphor, its Steak.

Imagine the only meal you will have for the rest of your life is steak. It will not be possible the enjoy that. We need variety, even if we crave for specifics. And what Lemmy currently lacks is variety. Not variety in memes its currently aceing that. But... sometimes I want Pizza not a can if beans.

*written while hungry.

view more: ‹ prev next ›