TheSlad

joined 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Whyyy does a grocery store need to know where you are anyways??

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Im pretty sure that every mob vote ever has been rigged/predetermined

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I can tell when its going to rain by the feel of the air

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Whistle.

Swim with any amout of grace or skill. I can slowly and sloppily splash my way around thats about it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I sulk around my filthy house thinking about all the shit I need to do, praying to feel the inspiring whack of the executive function fairy godmother.

Its been a while did she get in an accident or something?

[–] [email protected] 62 points 3 weeks ago (10 children)

No thats when someone's blood doesnt clot and they bleed to death from a paper cut.

You're thinking of homosapiens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

The last popular show I tried was Wednesday. Holy shit it was so bad why did people like it? I dont really watch anything and haven't for years, I only tried Wednesday as something to watch with my gothy (ex)gf and even she thought it was terrible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

My cat comes to me when I meow for him, from wherever he is in the house.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just gave up on reading. It simply does not provide enough brain stimulation for the time it takes.

There are some books I want to read but I wont, and thats fine I guess.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 weeks ago

Yeah I concede, its a bouba.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But im pooping

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

No thats a kiki

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