GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!
ThePyroPython
joined 2 years ago
This is the way
A modern classic.
Oh lad, if you like your meats and gravy, you should come to the UK and visit Manchester, Liverpool, or York.
Also everyone in the UK over hypes Greggs just because it's such a national institution now but never mention the more tasty Pieminister because it's not as widespread.
Let me know if you're ever around the Peak District and you're more than welcome to join our family for a proper Sunday Roast Dinner with THICC gravy.
The only Brits that would whine about that are softy southerners.
Come up North if you like your gravy. Up here it's strong and thick enough that the spoon stands straight up!
(gets grabbed by store security)
Ah now we see the violence in the system.
COME SEE THE VIOLENCE IN THE SYSTEM!
HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED!
No worries 😊 sometimes you have to dissect a joke to understand and it can be an interesting learning experience for how comedy, a core part of human communication and interaction works. Very useful to if one struggles with understanding human social interactions, like I do, so I have to learn it.
He might not have a phone but he also could as they have found contraband smartphones in prisons before. Either way he's not going to be able to meet with anyone from Bumble but that's a stretch of reality that also forms part of the punchline.
Bumble is a dating app like Tinder but the twist is that only women can start the conversation (in a hetro match on the app).
The joke is that Luigi is so popular and hot that him arriving in New York triggered a sudden rush by women to (re)download the app that Bumble's servers were overloaded and therefore exploded.
Get that bitch a cannon! Bitches LOVE cannons!
Shhh it's ok, there'll be an NCD fetish for you soon. We're now at a total of three: Aerosexuals, Ammosexuals, and Battleshipsexuals.