Th3D3k0y

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[–] Th3D3k0y 1 points 4 months ago

I mean the saying is about monkeys and a chimp is an ape, so...

[–] Th3D3k0y 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Based ENTIRELY on the first statement...

I once had an accident at work that resulted in having my thumb nail ripped off completely. In addition to a few other injuries which healed after a few months, it took nearly 6 months to regrow my nail. During which time I learned having a finger nail helps give your finger "meat" something to press against, instead of literally trying to pick something up essentially with your bone.

[–] Th3D3k0y 2 points 4 months ago

My Yahoo account has to be from at least 1999, I remember using it back in middle school.

[–] Th3D3k0y 6 points 4 months ago

Slutty AI Kamala is working for me

[–] Th3D3k0y 9 points 4 months ago

somber tunes

I'm all out of Tom, I'm so lost without you...

[–] Th3D3k0y 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Russian suicides you mean? Russian has never once in its history killed anyone, they died of their own accord.

[–] Th3D3k0y 2 points 4 months ago

Liz Skalka's glasses are the most distracting thing I've seen on someone's face, and I've interacted with people with penises drawn on their face while they slept.

[–] Th3D3k0y 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A shit river is interestingly exactly how I'd describe most of Paris... and Cleveland

[–] Th3D3k0y 4 points 4 months ago

We just did our back to school shopping for 2 kids, $150.

[–] Th3D3k0y 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

If I recall correctly, they also would wash themselves with perfume made of the sweat of the gladiators, and something with urin.

[–] Th3D3k0y 7 points 4 months ago

Oi, we speak Siouan here in Ohio and Miamis

[–] Th3D3k0y 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Ohio did move its capital a few times before landing in Columbus

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