Techmaster

joined 1 year ago
[–] Techmaster 3 points 1 year ago

I don't think they would need NATO's help.

[–] Techmaster 5 points 1 year ago

Could be one of his decoys that he uses to show the world how brave he is.

[–] Techmaster 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't let people view media that shows examples of sex

Damn, what vanilla porn have you been watching?

[–] Techmaster 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Obama's first proposal was for a single-payer system. That proposal lost by effectively 1 vote.

Have you not noticed that this happens every time? They always manage to find that one vote to prevent anything truly progressive from happening. If we need 60 votes to make something change for the better in this country, there will be 59 yay votes, with 2 people voting "present."

[–] Techmaster 1 points 1 year ago

The penises featured in this film are capable of doing a lot of destruction. Your ass has been warned.

[–] Techmaster 14 points 1 year ago

A health warning?

Warning: You'll shoot your eye out!

[–] Techmaster 8 points 1 year ago

Relax, everybody. I have figured out the solution. We pass a law that all AI generated text has to be in Pig Latin or Ubbi Dubbi.

[–] Techmaster 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

How many of those do we get?

[–] Techmaster 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're going to run out of people able to fight our wars if we don't start taking care of our people.

[–] Techmaster 4 points 1 year ago

He's been eating his food and Eugenia Cooney's food for many years now. Poor girl has got to be starving.

[–] Techmaster 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Because the dude abodes.

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