Techmaster

joined 1 year ago
[–] Techmaster 6 points 1 year ago

If you put your ear up to their ear, you'll hear the ocean.

[–] Techmaster 3 points 1 year ago

I didn't know Rudy Giuliani is Jewish.

[–] Techmaster 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

AdSense and AdWords are essentially the same thing. AdWords is how they monetize AdSense.

[–] Techmaster 2 points 1 year ago

They're more like Mitch McConnell, and he obviously hates Trump.

[–] Techmaster 12 points 1 year ago

Most people who get arrested show up peacefully at the appointed time.

Most people who get arrested don't get an opportunity to show up anywhere. They bust down your door, shoot your dog, and handcuff you.

[–] Techmaster 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Strip search him and check his ass crack for contraband with a flashlight.

[–] Techmaster 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Putin has signed new laws that will decimate online anonymity

So Putin is going to remove 10% of online anonymity?

[–] Techmaster 1 points 1 year ago

I wish that shitty Diablo patches would result in me getting my money back.

[–] Techmaster 2 points 1 year ago

You ever notice how the republicans can't shut up about how much they hate Obamacare, but whenever they have enough seats to end it, they don't? It's because they secretly like it (because it's their plan) but they just don't want to give Obama or the other Democrats credit for passing it.

[–] Techmaster 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It seems like a no-brainer to just make a better Switch

so Nintendo's next console will be a fishing rod with 3 buttons that uses a smart watch as its display.

[–] Techmaster 15 points 1 year ago

The Microsoft way would be to build the most powerful console on the market, but forget to make any games for it.

[–] Techmaster 1 points 1 year ago

Especially in a 6x8 cell.

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