TaleOfSam

Might be catchin looks but Momma din’t raise no snitch; I signed an NDA bitch

You forgot podcast, second podcast, and an under-the-desk pedaling machine

Start with an undercoat of primer (usually available in spray cans) in a neutral color.

I’d suggest keeping your colors simple. A black undercoat with red for major areas is very striking and easy without lotsa commitment.

Don worry about messing up! You have lotsa little pieces and one bungle doesn’t look as obvious from afar.

And have fun!

Honestly, I’d take it up with the English, on account of it being their language (with a healthy dose of shame being thrown at the French).