Theft of other things may also be theft, shocker.
Streetlights
Be proud, from this day forth I am pro-crime. Down with the stable order of society, down with altruism, down with natural law, down with the entire concept of not being a complete cunt to other people in our community.
I dream of one day being able to have the level privilege needed to shit on people who work minimum wage jobs and not feel an iota of shame for doing so. God that must feel great.
Oh damn you got me. I'm going to be thinking about the level of wit in that comeback for years. Know that today you have made a real and meaningful difference to the life of a total stranger.
Does your mum know you're on the internet?
If it gets robbed frequently enough it'll probably close, and suddenly, those employees lose their income. Some people work retail their whole lives, nothing wrong with them feeling protective about it.
Hello sir welcome to the cope store, we have a special today on cardboard era bricks.
Oh and those pensions you might have heard of? That's just an old wives' tale, no such thing for you.
500k by next week.
Yes I'm also not entirely sure what op meant, I assume they will be along shortly to update us.
I assume op is referring to the recent Cass review
https://cass.independent-review.uk/home/publications/final-report/
Also big fan, but I was always convinced his Orch OR stuff was completely batshit. I would love to be proven wrong.