Snapz

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[–] Snapz 48 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Mussolini interned at a bakery one summer and attempted to learn the harmonica, you judgemental monsters...

[–] Snapz 7 points 1 month ago

Is this corporate donations or are the employees this fucking far gone with their individual political donations?

[–] Snapz 1 points 1 month ago

Over/under on months before spacex is manufacturing missles to arm these groups?

[–] Snapz 30 points 1 month ago (4 children)

[Not so] fun fact... did you know the actor playing this cop here was an active participant in January 6th and was convicted and sentenced to a year in jail? Before that, he was just a piece of shit human being in his everyday life, but now there's just a very tangible marker of that fact to point to.

Fuck Jay Johnston, bad karma for you being a dick to me in that bar on my 22nd birthday after I beat you in a pool game. Arrogant prick.

[–] Snapz 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

We all know the logical conclusion here is that elon is going to get the nuclear codes. He'll then hold the entire world hostage saying...

"I'm going to do a very cool dance soon. This is a dance that will make everyone want to be BEST friends with me and say, you are the coolest person I know, El-Man! Which is the nickname they'll give me and I'll have jackets made that say it. So I'm going to do this dance on television, I'm going to buy all of the networks that there are and air it simultaneously. Now, if I hear anyone laugh at the dance, which is serious and cool, or post something making fun of this dance on social media (which will again be a very cool dance) then I will incinerate the entire world in a thermonuclear holocaust, a world that mostly consists of my own children and ex wives because honey badger don't care - I'm rick bickh!!!" [Limp starfish jump]

[–] Snapz 10 points 1 month ago

CEOs are identifying as cats and demanding litter boxes to shit in during meetings. And a guy I know has a sister that told him she heard that somewhere.

[–] Snapz 4 points 1 month ago

Do you think he has a "Behind me stands Blackgate Prison" speech prepared?

[–] Snapz 22 points 1 month ago

Baby product company got away with a slap on the wrist recall for product that was killing kids. Their appointed solution was to announce a convoluted set of instructions on how to permanently destroy part of this device, but you could still go on using the now lesser product, missing a core feature that drove initial purchase. If you agreed and jumped through all the hoops, labeled defaced parts and sent the company photos, you'd receive a measly check for $25 in the mail in several weeks, for a product that was initially over $200.

Obviously a horseshit, non-repair for the damage they caused and the loss of key functionality in product.

Long story short, I emailed the CFPB, said "this seems like bullshit", they said, "yeah, that doesn't seem great, give me a minute..." The next day, I got a direct phone call from a woman at corporate for that large multinational cooperation who was just tripping over herself to offer me any solution I wanted, up to a full refund of original purchase price, without any further hassle.

These systems work if you use them. Fucking trump sycophant idiots voting to take existing benefits away from yourselves and the people you love. Godamned failures of life.

[–] Snapz 5 points 1 month ago

I heard from the wife of a guy I know that most CEOs are identifying as cats now and demanding to use litter boxes in the board room.... Uh, it's so woke and DEI and really just such a Marxist socialist CRT, Uh!

[–] Snapz 2 points 1 month ago

"Look, I'm no musk/trump fan, BUT..."

Always the start of a quality comment.

[–] Snapz 4 points 1 month ago

May musk, the CEO of the musk family...

[–] Snapz 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yes he sucks now, but your lazy take is revisionist history.

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