Remember, they didn't know what a donut was which is why he freaked out, just before it starts raining donuts.
While I obviously won't get points, I would also like to add he stays in the universe where everything is the same except everyone else eats with frog like tongues.
Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.
That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.
Yoda: "Things, I hate"
Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in
None, they likely got promoted
Don't Touch Willie, Hmm good advice
How dare you make me feel my age!
No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement
/s
You see how this comment got down voted a bunch? Seems like the community disagrees. The meme was funny because we can relate to that feeling of our joke not landing. Your other posts didn't land, not the end of the world.
It really is a fucking dope sticker.
"I'm Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimsdale Dimadome, and I recognize the country of Palesdome, er, Palestine"
I debated saying frogs or snakes. Visually snakes, green and forked. Acted more like frogs, shot out and grabbed food.
'Eh, close enough'