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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Penny? You mean the tomato?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'm afraid at this point it's obvious it's the other way around, and there is no end to the Gaza war until Israel is dismantled, its leaders are given the Gaddafi treatment, its settlers are hung and Palestine is restored.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (7 children)

Tell you what, you drive your bike into a car and maybe the concussion will change your thinking enough to make it believable that bikes are more dangerous.

We're not rating danger for the damn planet here. It's obviously danger for the user - that's the one who's buying the product. Why would anyone care about the safety of others over their own safety?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

The base is bread. The pizza is defined as the base + cheese + tomato sauce + various toppings.

a dish of Italian origin, consisting of a flat round base of dough baked with a topping of tomatoes and cheese, typically with added meat, fish, or vegetables.

Source: the dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What is this, Theseus' pizza? How many of the traditional ingredients can you replace and still consider it a pizza?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago

Puțin can warm my balls with his mouth.

Oh, warning?

Putin can warm my balls with his mouth.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

Unforgettable. Nice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Did the ball gag?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm taking linguistic liberty by not saying "the ICU".

That's okay because in my head I still read it as "the ICU", so I guess I like my linguistic shackles.

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