Sinister_Grape

joined 1 year ago
[–] Sinister_Grape -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

John Oliver

[–] Sinister_Grape 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Men of Reddit, what was the best sex you ever had and why was it not as good as the time I, an extremely attractive and muscular man, had a threesome with two supermodels and they worshipped me from head to toe?

[–] Sinister_Grape 4 points 1 year ago

Ah, centrism. God love it.

[–] Sinister_Grape 96 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The ragebait fake text message screenshots that plague subs like antiwork.

Wow, your dickhead boss is stupid enough to put all of that in writing and has the exact same style of writing, spelling and grammar as you do? Isn’t that a coincidence!

[–] Sinister_Grape 1 points 1 year ago

I heard that comment in my head.

[–] Sinister_Grape 4 points 1 year ago

Man, fuck Dave.

[–] Sinister_Grape 1 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it’s difficult to scroll Lemmy on the bus to work because of all the boobs. I still want NSFW posts, just not necessarily boobs.

[–] Sinister_Grape 3 points 1 year ago

Wrong answer, it’s a mouth.

[–] Sinister_Grape 1 points 1 year ago

This is the way

[–] Sinister_Grape 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Does… does it have a mouth?

[–] Sinister_Grape 14 points 1 year ago

I couldn’t bring myself to uninstall it completely so I just removed it from my Home Screen, it can live out its retirement in the app library

[–] Sinister_Grape 5 points 1 year ago

It’ll come with time.

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