Siethron

Depending on how well it's sealed you might die of dehydration first

Careful he'll turn the citizens of the nearby city into trees!

Ancient Storm

Brb moving to Jupiter

Edit another user pointed out it's last letter of last name, so it's actually ancient fire...

BRB, moving to Sol

They come out naturally, well the gas part does.

Not yet?

Sounds like a Management Skill issue

Ed Sheeran seems to be doing alright

Ugly might be a strong word. Definitely not conventionally attractive though.

This is also pedantic.

Algernon?

That's called limp biscuit

Kinda looks like a puma

This has an infinite number of sides