Sam1232188

joined 2 years ago
MODERATOR OF
 
[–] Sam1232188 1 points 2 years ago

First you must pass our elite interview.

  1. In your last hand to hand combat experience with a hacker what weapon did they wield.

  2. Are you prepared if moderating this sub turns into a james bond movie to save the world.

3.What is your wpm on an average keyboard.

  1. Kirk or Picard or Sisko?

Either way you are now a moderator congratulations.

[–] Sam1232188 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ah but you see it’s different hackers take my data and resell it and use it in malicious ways unlike the big tech giants who have my interests at heart……

 

Anyone remember the joys of printnightmare?

 

Anyone actually use a workgroup for anything ?

 
 

Sorry Doug it’s no longer your pc unplug that from power.

[–] Sam1232188 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Legit that is the worst thing to hear when you reboot an end users machine after they gave the clearance.

[–] Sam1232188 2 points 2 years ago

You gotta make sure to connect otherwise he may choose to shower Brad with the promotion instead of yourself.

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Calling for Mods (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Sam1232188 to c/cybersecuritymemes
 

As this community will hopefully grow we will need more mods than just me see qualifications below if interested.

  1. OSCP is a must like every job posting.
  2. You must have defeated 20 hackers in hand to hand combat.
  3. you must demonstrate that you have the matrix coding screen up 24/7.
  4. You need to dm me my private ip address.

All kidding aside if you are interested in dank cybersecurity memes and want to moderate and make sure the subreddit stays on topic feel free to comment below.

 

Better not report that to IT I wouldn’t want to bother them

[–] Sam1232188 2 points 2 years ago

With such free services we can fire the whole IT department ;)

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The Struggle (lemmy.world)
 

Yes it needs to be done Karen.

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Data Breaches (lemmy.world)
 

Also known as being forcefully open sourced

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Microsoft=Secure (lemmy.world)
 

Windows servers being insecure color me surprised.

[–] Sam1232188 2 points 2 years ago

https://lemmy.world/c/cybersecuritymemes I created a community just for the memes

[–] Sam1232188 4 points 2 years ago

Sounds cool

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