SARGEx117

joined 1 year ago
[–] SARGEx117 18 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Alan tudyk?

Andy serkis?

That one guy who does a shitload of videogames and anime dubs whose name always escapes me?

[–] SARGEx117 8 points 1 year ago

Damn, I've seen this rerun before about 20 years ago..

[–] SARGEx117 50 points 1 year ago (3 children)

"so how have you been" as they walk into the room, and don't bother waiting for an answer before asking why you're ~~bothering them~~ here today.

There's your emotional assessment. That'll be $40.

Honestly if I saw this on my bill if be calling my doctor directly to ask what the actual fuck this bullshit is.

[–] SARGEx117 10 points 1 year ago

"I don't understand, if you don't want crushed orphans, just don't toss them in the orphan crushing machine"

Well maybe they shouldn't have an orphan crushing machine in the first place.

[–] SARGEx117 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An M72 LAW rocket launcher tube, sitting in the center of the living room, on end. No coffee table, just that sitting upright in between the couch and TV.

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