Quetzlcoatl

joined 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Most F150 owners also own a fart rocket

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

"Cheated on" doesnt apply here. Its not a marriage, he purchased her and she agreed to be purchased. Donald is incapable of love so he purchased a wife. She hates him and was probably elated someone else was taking the sex burden off of her for a minute.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Now is your chance to sell the new upside down american flags for triple the price to the stupidest people on planet earth. Do it quick before they realize they can just flip over the 27 flags they already own. End your ebay listing with god bless to really sell it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bald and obese. Just like american patriots.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

I know a couple dudes who could use a good slathering of this stuff

[–] [email protected] 93 points 3 weeks ago (17 children)

Cybertruck cant really truck. Turns out its just hot wheels for man-children.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Why have they not outlawed boats? Boats are safer than cars.

Why havent we killed all the cobras? Cobras are safer than boats.

Why havent we outlawed kitchen knives? Kitchen knives are safer than cobras.

Am I doing this right? Its a fun game which deflects blame and changes the subject quite effectively.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

What do you call a lawyer killed by an emergency slide? A good start.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Never heard of phuks. Went there and immediately the first thing I came across was hate speech. Assuming its not open source?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

Live by the sword...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 months ago

Youre not a sociopath. Sociopath+Money=Elon

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Got it. Its safe not safe.

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