One of the few sad things about a transition to a car free(er) environment: no more bucees. They pay well, their bathrooms are great, and their food, though expensive, is great.
Also, you reminded me about the local gas station where I once worked nearby. They had better food, though it was all fried, than any place within a 20 minute drive.
Well, here's your second opinion. The blue blood means you're probably a crab, and you're about to be harvested, brosef. The pissing red means your kidneys love america. Shitting white means your poop still has high fat content, and is likely an indicator of liver failure.
PACKMAN, FUCK YEAH! RIDING THE HOG TO THE DOCTOR'S LAND, AND SHITTING IN HIS BEEEEAEEEAEEEUEEED!