PauloPelle

joined 2 years ago
[–] PauloPelle 20 points 4 days ago

What a wanker.

[–] PauloPelle 11 points 3 weeks ago

"I even adopted one of their children for a time!"

[–] PauloPelle 4 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PauloPelle 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Father Time does not offer refunds sadly...

[–] PauloPelle 66 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Started to believe the bullshit himself basically... a spectacular fall from public grace.

[–] PauloPelle 5 points 2 months ago

Well tye comment section in this thread is a trip; reality has encountered a duplication error.

[–] PauloPelle 5 points 2 months ago

Oh I always think of the Shareholders! ~~Like how to jettison them into the sun or send them to the bottom of the sea to~~ get the most value!

[–] PauloPelle 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yee; gonna have to go for the heart me thinks.

[–] PauloPelle 5 points 3 months ago

I thought the same for a moment too lol and lacking any contextual lore I tend to default to 10=1 years conversion to get a rough idea of how old they're probably considered by society so... basically an 18 years old dating a 15 years old... yeah... come back to that one in a few decades time bruv when yer lives are more in sync and you're both matured.

[–] PauloPelle 6 points 3 months ago

Yep; they even had to adjust the values for this because it was just a bit too quick and easy to get into her pants this way in large part because it was tied to simply obtaining a specific "inspiration" iirc.

Like people were doing superfast romance speed runs to see just how soon you could get her to proclaim her lust for you based on this lol.

[–] PauloPelle 2 points 3 months ago

"Uhh; is everyone forgetting a pretty significant decade in the middle of the 20th century where a man with a funny mustache rose to power and their aggression and genocidal tendencies had everyone going at it for like 5 years?"

[–] PauloPelle 8 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Bikini is one thing... the lack of any sort of gap for her thighs makes it look like her Arse is on her front.

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