OyenFuton

joined 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

  • Totally not Cave Johnson
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Feeling tired from having to wake up early in the morning to got to work, holiday mode still engaged.

Was late for work yesterday and got food from a banned shop due to how spicy it is. Now I have sore throat T v T

Edit: Grammar

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Pretty normal besides errands. I should really be… Oh look another one/two hour factorio challenge video!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You’ve said it

It’s freezing every morning for the last few days

And I REFUSE TO WEAR SOCKS BECAUSE OF IT

AM NOT TURNING INTO A HUMAN TEALA COIL EVERY MORNING WEARING THEM

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Say Hi to Captain Jack for me matey

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Waste of time to wage war. But I read about since it’s all over the news and what not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Usually parked my car in a mall basement within walking distance of where I work.

That place flooded a few days ago... and am afraid of parking there since it rains pretty much every day now.

Car pooled with relative working in the same building as I am because he can park directly at the office basement.

Just overheard that from colleagues we might have to stay over after hours.

Guess I'm grabbing home tonight... probably...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

+1 Kedah Man is real

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Time really sure does flies

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh flip, told myself to clean the oven. That was in Jan

Guess that’s future next year me’s problem XD

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