OrionTheElder

joined 3 months ago
[–] OrionTheElder 25 points 2 days ago

Cat-pair programming is the new thing

[–] OrionTheElder 9 points 2 days ago

Jack isn't one to repay the favour.

[–] OrionTheElder 17 points 2 days ago

I won't be able to unsee that.

 

Loki has also been busy doing...

He ate a chicken leg out of the food bin, tripped up Mummy, he knocked over a ladder, he ate some banana skin and he stole some pasta from the oven.

[–] OrionTheElder 3 points 5 days ago

It is and it appears to be my second job now.

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Two voids, one lap (lemmy.world)
submitted 5 days ago by OrionTheElder to c/cat
 

Jack with his sister Pepsi (RIP)

[–] OrionTheElder 4 points 1 week ago

Kitty is his business and business is good.

[–] OrionTheElder 8 points 1 week ago

Despite all his antics he still gets all the treats and belly rubs.

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submitted 1 week ago by OrionTheElder to c/cat
 

My name is Loki and I've had a busy week.

I licked the bowls in kitchen sink. I knocked a bag of flour on to the floor Scrammed Daddy's hand. I stole my step brothers food and was then sick on the floor. I turned off the file server.

[–] OrionTheElder 16 points 1 week ago

I'm going to have to buy a new irony meter.

[–] OrionTheElder 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That initial screen shot is giving me serious Facing Worlds from Unreal Tournament vibes.

[–] OrionTheElder 4 points 2 weeks ago

We changed his name when his true nature was revealed to us.

[–] OrionTheElder 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

They do look alike, they would have got up to no good together, I'm sure. My condolences to you.

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I've been busy (lemmy.world)
submitted 2 weeks ago by OrionTheElder to c/cat
 

I'm Loki and this week I have:

Knocked the remote control on the floor for no reason. Stolen food out of the food bin twice. Refused to eat the "boring" biscuits. Tipped salt on the floor. Got under daddy's feet while he was walking down the stairs. Drank the water out of mummy's foot bath. Clawed the wallpaper. Chased Jack, my step brother, around the house.

[–] OrionTheElder 4 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a huge fan of Borderlands so would recommend that and I'm also a huge fan of Halo, the Master Cheif Collection is an absolute bargain considering what you get. Your brother with the Xbox will need to get Game Pass of some sort to join in for any games that are not free to play. Halo Infinite is free to play and has a PvE game mode, if that tickles your fancy.

[–] OrionTheElder 20 points 3 weeks ago

"I'm telling you, water comes right out of it"

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submitted 1 month ago by OrionTheElder to c/cat
 

I'm not permitted to work in the garden until after Jack has his belly rubs.

 

He may look cute but is probably dreaming of knocking something over onto the floor.

 

Jack wants to relax, Loki just wants to fuck shit up.

 
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