MyDearWatson616

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[–] MyDearWatson616 41 points 11 months ago

What am I gonna do? Not get closer to whatever is making my prostate vibrate?

[–] MyDearWatson616 35 points 11 months ago

Huge missed opportunity to say he was fluttered

[–] MyDearWatson616 19 points 11 months ago

A mother who named her daughter Gypsy Rose turned out to be unfit? If only there had been some kind of sign that she was unwell...

[–] MyDearWatson616 6 points 11 months ago

It's not great. Definitely more than 1 star but I watched it the other day and couldn't remember a thing about it until looking up the plot summary just now. It's one of those movies that could be amazing if it stuck the landing but I personally don't feel like it did. I voted for Obama twice so my opinion is not politically motivated.

[–] MyDearWatson616 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I don't mean to nitpick but where have you seen packaged 8oz beers in the US?

[–] MyDearWatson616 17 points 11 months ago (2 children)

One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.

[–] MyDearWatson616 3 points 11 months ago

Appears to be down. The dozens of clicks from lemmy must have hugged it to death.

[–] MyDearWatson616 2 points 11 months ago

Completely off topic but I don't know who else to ask. Round Rock folks, is the water tower still lit with all the color changing lights? And is it annoying or enjoyable?

[–] MyDearWatson616 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

When I played that game, it didn't have a lobby. But it sounds like you had to basically pause the game to advance, which is just bad design if you ask me.

Still, that game is amazing

[–] MyDearWatson616 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I assure you Hammer Smashed Face is a real song.

[–] MyDearWatson616 43 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mine was Sandy. She would always ask if the equipment was going to work and I would always say "it should" and she hated that because she wanted a guarantee. I'd always say "if I could guarantee it, I wouldn't have a job".

[–] MyDearWatson616 13 points 11 months ago

It would have 6 comments max

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