Mwallerby

Visited some relatives in Texas last year for Thanksgiving and we made Yorkshires to contribute - all the Americans present went wild for them, A+, but then 3 different people independently asked if you could make sweet ones... Head in hands

How do hens all know what size an eggcup is?

Henderson's Relish - it's similar to Worcestershire but hyper local to Sheffield (and it's vegan cos no anchovies) and we're all weirdly proud of it

And my axe

Are we including Jack, Sarina, Patrick and Lauren and their do-re-mi ditty in DS9?

• Entombed horse

That's the boi

I agree that porridge is a soup, since it's cooked all together. A bowl of cereal's constituent parts can also be eaten independently so I believe that makes it a salad.

Landscapes - somebody's never been to the Yorkshire Dales have they

This does not spark joy

I thought it was style, control, damage and aggression