MrKristijan

joined 1 year ago

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Thy End is now! in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 2 points 8 months ago

🔥

I dont wanna head into class guys. in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 2 points 8 months ago

Crush! Thy end is now! Die!

We work to earn the right to work in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 8 months ago

Which are you missing? Time kills or style?

This post has been made by Gabriel x Minos gang. in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 2 points 8 months ago

Cuz you are gay checkmate liberals

Wow!! Cool robot!! in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 8 months ago

Minor spewing mistake

This will hurt. in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Bruh P-1 is a piece of cake compared to P-2

Dont abandon your V1s guys. in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 8 months ago

🤨

NO SOUND. NO MEMORY. in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 2 points 8 months ago

Taking this and putting it as my new wallpaper

Heuheuehehehe.... laaady in c/ultrakill

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 8 months ago

Me when Guttertank:

The state of the internet 2023 in c/[email protected]

[–] MrKristijan 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, well, well, would you look at that? We've done full circle, haven't we? It's time to go back to the old internet again.

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The "They get payed for being gay?!?!?" Copypasta (self.copypasta)

submitted 1 year ago by MrKristijan to c/[email protected]

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The government pays me to be gay, approximately $160 a week. the pay goes up with age to roughly a $500 a week when you turn 26. This is because 26 is the age when most people lol for long term relationships.

And when you get married, the pay doubles. That’s why the government was not so keen to allow gay marriage because it would be expensive.

The official reddit app is not even supported on my device. in c/mildlyinfuriating

[–] MrKristijan 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Weeelcome, to the internet!

2048 beans. If this post gets 2048 upvotes I'll double the amount of beans in c/lemmyshitpost

[–] MrKristijan 1 points 1 year ago

???????

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Welcome to !ultrakill (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by MrKristijan to c/ultrakill

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Just read the sidebar, that's all! OwO