Moof_Kenubi

joined 2 years ago
[–] Moof_Kenubi 10 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They wouldn't be called "Monday," usually, but across countless civilizations there are going to be ones with prescribed time periods in which one must return to work from a period of rest or play (and which is not regarded positively).

Put simply, it is always Monday in space.

[–] Moof_Kenubi 15 points 10 months ago

from the autopsy of one of the first buttheads raised in captivity

[–] Moof_Kenubi 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Zinkel's wingless stellar wasp. (The winged variety are really impressive.)

[–] Moof_Kenubi 1 points 10 months ago

loathed by every person that takes their mp3 tags seriously

[–] Moof_Kenubi 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

🎵 Ooh fuucck

I see he's got a rock

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

🎵 Oh geee

There goes Cestus III

Go go Gornzilla 🎵

🎶 yEEaaAahh 🎶

[–] Moof_Kenubi 20 points 10 months ago

🔫 This ain't your dAdDy'S phonecall! 🚨

💥 This is a phonecall from J-j-j-john Smiiiiiiith! 📯 💣

🐐 Bringing you the latest up-to-date news from the 📣 Coolest Assistant Manager At Pizza Huuuuuuut 😱

👾 So can you come in EaR-eAr-EaRlY on M-m-m-monday moOoorniiiiiing? 🐮

[–] Moof_Kenubi 2 points 10 months ago

That is CLEARLY a joveseat

[–] Moof_Kenubi 3 points 11 months ago

Yes, he smoked pipeweed while bicycling through the shire. Sadly he was cut out of canon when Disney bought out the franchise

[–] Moof_Kenubi 67 points 1 year ago

Better yet, she only had to pay for one wedding!

[–] Moof_Kenubi 6 points 1 year ago
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