Missmuffet

Me walking up to automatic sliding doors:

I've been using Florisboard and I like it well enough :>

Thats beautiful wtf

The only thing I see is that the tree behind the third elephant doesnt go all the way to the ground

I've been playing it again. Really enjoying the update!

Me, on my bullshit, judging others for being on the same bullshit

Borb

I think a child should be on this list. Not only are they extremely difficult to raise, they also raise the most "interesting" discussions on what a pet is or why you have a child as a pet than pretty much everything else, except maybe an alien. I think having a child as a pet would also attract the most negative attention of pretty much anything you could own, so its a hard pass from me. Id rather have a rhino than a child tbh

Dollar Tree to their Single Underpaid Employee that is forced to run every Dollar Tree store in the country: "hey can you recall those applesauces contaminated with lead tnx bestie <3" Dollar Tree Employee (singular):

Its an old format for sure, but i live for the vitriolic spite it represents

I am obsessed with his face, 15/10

Im laughing way too hard at Hogwart (singular)