MintyFresh

joined 2 months ago
[–] MintyFresh 14 points 1 week ago

Mint is the basic bitch of distros. Sure she shows up in fugly ugs, leggings, gripping a pumpkin spice drank. But she shows up! Works hard. That girl fucks! Make no mistake, basic bitches make the world go round.

Mint is the shit!

[–] MintyFresh 3 points 1 week ago

They really are. I throw them in soups all the time.

[–] MintyFresh 1 points 1 week ago

Yes! There's so much love to live and so little time to do it!

[–] MintyFresh 9 points 1 week ago

Don't do that. Part of the reason white America is whinging out at the moment is they feel tribe-less. Every human is as ancient a culture as the next, it's simple math! Imma just assume you're some euro trash. Go suck on a macaroon!

Now obviously we should find something better to celebrate than some asshole slavers who lost a war they started... Devils always in the details.

[–] MintyFresh 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

People used to have bumper stickers that said "grass cash or ass" as in payment methods for a ride. It often meant they were willing to give a stranger a ride. As fear and irony took over our nation it eventually became a shitpost. No one hitchhikes anymore tho

[–] MintyFresh 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)

On taking office, Nixon established the Council of Urban Affairs, under the leadership of Daniel Patrick Moynihan, to develop a welfare reform proposal. Moynihan's proposed plan centered on replacing welfare programs with a negative income tax, which would provide a guaranteed minimum income to all Americans. Nixon became closely involved in the proposal and, despite opposition from Arthur Burns and other conservatives, adopted Moynihan's plan as the central legislative proposal of his first year in office. In an August 1969 televised address, Nixon proposed the Family Assistance Plan (FAP), which would establish a national income floor of $1600 per year for a family of four.

Taken from his Wikipedia. Nixon. I mean how far the bar has dropped.

[–] MintyFresh 3 points 1 week ago (3 children)

You're throwing logic into a shit storm

[–] MintyFresh 15 points 1 week ago

You always believe the latest thing presented to you, no matter how ridiculous. It was obviously the very same time travelers who masquerade as pyramid building aliens, whom are also responsible for Winnipeg, the Harlem shake, and the noble platypus. Getting all willy nilly with the coconuts, fuckin degens.

[–] MintyFresh 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yo mamma happens then

[–] MintyFresh 4 points 1 week ago
[–] MintyFresh 6 points 1 week ago

Cat physics. A strange and darkart of the fluffiest sort!

[–] MintyFresh 6 points 1 week ago

My mom lives in a cabin out in the woods. I found her as a stray a few years ago, dumped her there. It's a good life for a kitty.

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