McMurdertree

joined 1 year ago
[–] McMurdertree 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Where am I?

[–] McMurdertree 28 points 1 year ago (5 children)

DeSantis is the physical and spiritual embodiment of the worst aspects of Florida.

[–] McMurdertree 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

DeSantis was positioned to be the Trump alternative for the Republicans. If he kept his views moderate with the general election in mind he could have been the sane GOP candidate that could have possibly united GOPers that understand that Trump is a guilty pleasure that loses elections. Thankfully, DeSantis is a moron and has Trump's habit of doubling down on losing ideologies, even when the ship is clearly sinking. It appears that when your party is based on rejecting facts and reality your candidates are similarly empty-headed.

[–] McMurdertree 3 points 1 year ago

I don't know if there's an official name for those but my wife calls them "blowouts". Failure to contain does have a certain gravitas to it.

 

I'm a first-time dad of a three-month old girl and when she pees my wife and I say she "peached herself". If it's poop, or what passes for poop for newborns, we either say she "pooched herself" or my personal favorite, "she bricked her britches".